Today I checked the mail. That’s a great beginning isn’t it? Really catches the attention! There was nothing in the mailbox but the weekly envelop packed with coupons from the local small businesses. I leafed through it out of boredom and found an ad for child insurance. This ad was from Gerber’s “Grow-Up Plan”. Without reading it I thought first…The only reason I can think of for insuring your child is if they’re the bread-winner of the family like a child star or something. Why else would you insure a child? Are you’re planning on killing them? I suppose that would be another good reason…I wonder, is that how child protective services finds abused kids?…Do they set up phony insurance ads and trap potential parental child killing?
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My baby leaks from both ends…what's the hospital's policy on returns?
