While I was chatting with Kurt I was opening the bills and writing an email to him with the amount and due date so that he can pay them online. As we’re talking… ok so we’re mostly listening to each other breathe, but in between all that Kurt said something mean (in jest) and I told him, “Fuck You!” to which he replied, “ok” as usual.
Then I told him just for that comment I’m going to send him a bill.
Kurt says, “Why should I pay I’m not getting anything right now?”
so I said, “consider it like Netfix”