Last night Kurt and I went out to dinner and were discussing parenting methods and of course Kurt said something very Kurtish. I told him we should create a spoof website with all the alternative methods of parenting that he comes up with and we could even list his potato peeler as the ultimate answer.
After 9/11 Kurt approached a circle of co-workers talking about what they think should happen to Osama Bin Laden if/when the US catches him. They asked Kurt and he gave his answer… Kurt said that Osama should be buried up to his neck. Then one at a time each person that had a loved one die because of Osama should be left alone in the room with him for five minutes. They can’t have any weapons except a potato peeler with a cork at the end so as to prevent a quick stabbing death to the eye. All of Kurt’s co-workers shuddered and quickly dispersed.
Kurt thought that having the potato peeler story on the site wouldn’t make any sense because no one remembers that Osama is the one we were supposed to catch in the first place. He then went on to give his idea for a political cartoon…
Dubya and OJ out golfing. OJ asks Dubya if he’s seen Osama. Dubya says no and then asks OJ, “Have you found the killer?” OJ says no and they both ride off in their golf cart laughing and continue with their game.
hey whats up im from b-wood and i came to see your sope box its good and the judge will love it well bye bye for now :Gina