Kurt had created Fluffy Pink Bunny and thought it would be funny to have two bunnies hopping around and saving the day, so I created Fluffy Purple Bunny. I wrote up a long biography for him too. Unfortunately it didn’t all fit.
This is what I wanted to say, “Jack served his country as a Marine for six years. The military doctors say he lost touch with reality sometime during the war. He believes the government is always plotting against him, and that it takes pleasure in making people believe they’re incompetent so that they mindlessly obey orders. He simply refuses to believe that the government is by the people and therefore always acts in the best interest of the people. Jack’s life coping skills have deteriorated significantly – Even something as mundane as watching M*A*S*H is too much for him to take. He would rather sit in a dark room with a bowl of Lucky Charms and watch cartoons, Bugs Bunny is his favorite. He identifies with super hero cartoons and believes that he has the power to make others believe in things that don’t exist and that he possesses the ability to draw energy from people. While these symptoms fall in line with classic schizophrenia we would like to observe more before making that diagnosis. Jack truly wishes to do good with his ‘powers’. We have therefore concluded that he is a better than acceptable risk to society (30%), and we are sure that he will not add to the list of Marines that climb a clock tower armed to the hilt with the mindset of gunning down several people before committing suicide or being gunned down by local police. We hereby declare him free to reenter society as an outpatient, Fluffy Purple Bunny.”
I shortened it, so now this is how it reads, “RE: Competency Assessment of Fluffy Purple Bunny
Patient Jack, 6 year active Marines. Patient has lost touch with reality during the war. He believes the government plots against him ands actively attempts to make him feel incompetent so he will obey orders. Jack’s life coping skills have deteriorated significantly – Even mundane shows like M*A*S*H are too much for him. He would rather sit in a dark room with a bowl of Lucky Charms and watch cartoons, Bugs Bunny is his favorite. He identifies with super hero cartoons and believes that he has the power to make others believe in things that don’t exist and that he possesses the ability to draw energy from people. While these symptoms fall in line with classic schizophrenia we would like to observe more before making that diagnosis. Jack truly wishes to do good with his ‘powers’. We therefore concluded that Patient Jack poses an acceptable risk to society (30%) and should therefore be released to society.
Arkham Asylum”
I seem to have an obsession with mind controllers the other two characters that I’ve created were called, Mental Mayhem and Cerebral Carnage – do you see a theme here?