Jun
21

Things I can’t do

On Monday I discovered two things I can no longer do. The first is getting off the couch without using my arms to help lift myself off or rolling. I tried to do this without the help of my arms and my stomach muscles (what’s left of them) felt like they were going to split. The other thing was sit in a chair with my feet on the seat and my thighs against my stomach – it simply doesn’t work. My stomach is a greedy ba$t@rd and won’t allow my legs to get that close to me.

Today I had a doctor appointment. I now weight 158 pounds. For those keeping track – I have gained 28 pounds and I’m only on week 25. How on earth does one gain 28 pounds eating fruit? The doctor took out the measuring tape and announced that my uterus was in the right spot – Well that’s just fabulous because I was worried that half of it was in my thighs and @$$.

The doctor also said that according to my ultrasound the updated due date for Sophia is September 27th.

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