Adventures in Hand-Eye Coordination

Is sloppiness a side effect of pregnancy? I’m not usually this clumsy. I just made myself some toast and I think the counter received more of my apricot preserves than my toast did. And yesterday I hope none of my co-workers noticed my shirt after lunch. With a few exceptions, I’m generally not a messy eater. Tostadas and Ribs are the only two foods I can think of that I tend to wear as much as I eat. I reserve them for my grubbier – there is no one here to impress days. Now I can’t even eat a piece of fruit without squirting the juice all over myself. Thankfully the fruits I’ve been eating dry clear and don’t leave stains. But fruit juices weren’t my problem on Friday, nope. On Friday I ate lunch and apparently had a hole in my lip or a tracheotomy that I’ve never noticed before. Sometime after eating I got up to use the restroom and saw that I had a creamy white streak down the front of my black shirt. Oh isn’t that a lovely site possibly belonging in a porn movie! It was just cottage cheese – really I swear!