Engineering Boobs

A couple weeks ago, it came to Kurt’s attention that it really hurts when Sophia latches onto my boobs. The actual breastfeeding doesn’t hurt, but my nipples are incredibly sore. “Just from normal use?” he asks. What? Normal use? Up until the birth of Sophia it wasn’t normal for my boobs to serve about eight meals a day. It has never been customary for anyone to latch onto my nipples and gum them eight times a day for ten to twenty minutes at a time – Not that they never got attention just not with that frequency nor the same intensity. The only person that I can think of that may consider that the norm would be the psychotic woman from that family in Arkansas with 17 kids. “Yes” I said, “From ‘normal’ use”

“Wow, that’s just bad design.” He says.