Baby’s first major blowout

My day started out well. I was allowed to eat breakfast and take a shower this morning. After my shower, Sophia started to wake up and I was contemplating weather to change her or feed her first. As I took her out of the swing/mom’s best babysitter friend, my day took a detour to not so good. I noticed that her white pants were all yellow. She peed on the swing, so now I have to figure out how to take the cover off to wash it. The inside of Sophia’s pants were all poopy so instead of heading out to run errands it was bath time for baby because there was no way I could take her out of her clothes and not get poop on her face - damn onesies!