Nov
09
Two questions for you
Can someone please tell me why it’s necessary to wipe a baby girl front to back when she can poop with such force that it comes out front of her diaper thus making the front poopy?
And what is it about white onesies that cause diaper blowouts? This is the second time she’s had a blowout and both times she was wearing a white onesie.
November 9th, 2007 at 3:46pm
1. because it drives us crazy
2. because she is in fact allergic to anything white.
November 9th, 2007 at 4:03pm
1. You make a very good point. But just assume there are wiping fairies who watch what you do, and if you don’t go the proper direction there could be dire consequences for Sophia. Yup. I’m quite certain it’s to ward off evil.
2. Angel may be right. A good white allergy test for when Sophia’s older and on solid foods is to dress her in bright red and feed her spaghetti. Then dress her in white and feed her spaghetti. The predicted result is a pristine bright red outfit that can still be worn after the meal, versus a blotchy formerly-white one that must come off immediately and smeared with stain remover.
November 17th, 2007 at 3:26pm
Oh you two crack me up. Wiping fairies, right. I’ll do the spaghetti test at your place, deal?