Special double duty poop day
This morning Sophia sat on my lap facing me with her feet up kicking at my chest stopping momentarily to let out a wet squishy fart. Her farts usually come in twos or threes so I waited for – yep there it went right on cue. I waited ten more minutes to make sure. Ok time to change the baby. Lift her up and…oh crap looks like I get to change my pants too. I guess white onesies aren’t the only ones susceptible to blowouts. Pink Elmo onesies may also be shit on.
I changed the baby and figured since I have to change my clothes I may as well take a shower at that time, but first I’ll let the dogs outside. Now from time to time I feel guilty that we only allow the dogs in our tiled basement. Today turned out to not be one of those days. I went downstairs to find that one of the dogs left me a wonderfully smelly surprise, and it wasn’t very easy to clean up because it wasn’t horribly solid.
November 29th, 2007 at 7:20 pm
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November 30th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
You sure get the best surprises. I bet when she reads this in the future, she’s going to think it’s disgusting. Then you can just tell her that you were there…and it was!
December 3rd, 2007 at 8:46 pm
Lol Erica! Seems like the dog needs your attention too!