Feb
19
Random Rule Generator
I’m sitting in the dining room with my back to the kitchen and Kurt is in the Kitchen.
Kurt: Don’t do that anymore.
Me: Huh? Do what anymore?
Kurt: Don’t put the cutting board in the sink anymore.
Me: Can I have a spreadsheet with your list of rules, please?
Kurt (very upset): When you put the cutting board in the sink it covers the drain and the water doesn’t drain.
Me: Why didn’t you just say that before?
Kurt: Ok how about this, (talking down to me in an effeminate voice) Let’s not put the cutting board in the sink anymore, ok?
Me: Jesus Fucking Christ! You don’t have to prance around the living room like a condescending gay man - just explain the problem! Fucking Ass.
February 20th, 2008 at 9:07am
Way to go sister! If I knew where to nominate this post for post of the year I would do it in a flash! Instead I’ll use my stumble upon button.
It feels good so see I am normal, I think normal things and my F?#!ing Ass is the same!
February 20th, 2008 at 12:48pm
Nice. But if we ask Kurt, would he say it also happens in reverse as well?
pilotg2’s last blog post..Fun with license plates.
February 20th, 2008 at 1:07pm
Digi Scrapbook Freek - Thanks for the potential nomination
And it’s only February, that means I get to take the rest of the year off! 
pilotg2 - No, I don’t start conversations with random rules. I usually don’t act out like a rebellious teenager, but the possibility is there. He doesn’t have a blog and doesn’t comment on mine so you may never really know.