I’m sitting in the dining room with my back to the kitchen and Kurt is in the Kitchen.
Kurt: Don’t do that anymore.
Me: Huh? Do what anymore?
Kurt: Don’t put the cutting board in the sink anymore.
Me: Can I have a spreadsheet with your list of rules, please?
Kurt (very upset): When you put the cutting board in the sink it covers the drain and the water doesn’t drain.
Me: Why didn’t you just say that before?
Kurt: Ok how about this, (talking down to me in an effeminate voice) Let’s not put the cutting board in the sink anymore, ok?
Me: Jesus Fucking Christ! You don’t have to prance around the living room like a condescending gay man – just explain the problem! Fucking Ass.
Way to go sister! If I knew where to nominate this post for post of the year I would do it in a flash! Instead I’ll use my stumble upon button.
It feels good so see I am normal, I think normal things and my F?#!ing Ass is the same!
Nice. But if we ask Kurt, would he say it also happens in reverse as well?
pilotg2′s last blog post..Fun with license plates.
Digi Scrapbook Freek – Thanks for the potential nomination
And it’s only February, that means I get to take the rest of the year off! 
pilotg2 – No, I don’t start conversations with random rules. I usually don’t act out like a rebellious teenager, but the possibility is there. He doesn’t have a blog and doesn’t comment on mine so you may never really know.