Dirty Kurtie’s Tunes: Poop your Pants

To the tune of “Safety Dance” by Men Without Hats (Thank you Buffy for the correction) - Dirty Kurtie’s version goes like this:

Poop your pants if you want to
Push it right out your behind
Cause your friends don’t poop and if they don’t poop
Well their no friends of mine
I say, we can poop where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like the cat crapped under the couch
and it’s hanging out his behind
and we can poop