Dirty Kurtie’s Tunes: Happy to Sit in Poo

To the tune of “Stuck With You” by Huey Lewis and the News - Dirty Kurtie’s version goes like this:

We’ve had some fun
Yes, we’ve played peek-a-boo
Been to the park to play
But now my diaper’s filled with poo

She thought I’d like some prunes
but I don’t like how they taste
She thought I’d try some apple sauce
But now it’s just goin’ to waste

I was bound by all that rice
Now I’m in my car seat
on the way home
and a diaper change

Yes it’s true - yes it’s true
I am happy to sit in poo
Yes it’s true - yes it’s true
I’m so happy to be stuck in poo
‘Cause you can see - you can see -
that I’m happy to sit in pee.