Someone in the IRC room I hang out in posted a link to a huge picture of the directer of homeland security that took FOREVER to display even though I have “high speed” internet. I clicked on it because everyone was talking about how creepy he looks and I’m a sucker for, well, just about anything. My reaction was, “OHMYGOD it’s Lurch!” Then someone else said, “He’s creepy and he’s Kookie, mysterious and spookie, He’s altogether ookie…The directer of homeland security *snap snap*” I just had to blog about it and here we are. No better off really. But seriously, doesn’t Michael Chertoff look like good ‘ol Lurch (Ted Cassidy) from Addams Family?

You Rang…Mister President.
Dirty Kurtie has some competition?
Oh Snap! hahaha maybe I can get more song out of him faster if he thinks he’s being replaced!