Jul
22

We Know Where the Cookies are

Modified question originally directed at Donald Rumsfeld on May 30, 2003. Now being asked of Sophia on July 19th, 2008: And is it curious to you that given how much control U.S. and coalition forces you now have in the country over your hands, they haven’t found any weapons of mass destruction cookies?

Sophia, July 19, 2008: Not at all. If you think — let me take that, both pieces — the area in the south and the west and the north that coalition forces hand control is substantial. It happens not to be the area where weapons of mass destruction cookies were dispersed. We know where they are. They’re in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad my mouth and east, west, south and north somewhat.

The cookie is to the east, west, south and north somewhat

The cookie is to the east, west, south and north somewhat

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4 Responses to “We Know Where the Cookies are”

  1. Comment by smarmoofus
    July 23rd, 2008 at 7:41pm

    How did I miss this?! Oh my gosh… this interview is hilarious! But please… don’t ever compare your brilliant little girl to them again. Please?

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  2. Comment by Erica
    July 23rd, 2008 at 8:16pm

    I’m not comparing them at all, but if I was, the fact that she’s an infant that knows east, west, south and north somewhat is freakishly AMAZING!

  3. Comment by smarmoofus
    July 23rd, 2008 at 11:50pm

    Hmm, you’re right. That is freakishly amazing. Smart cookie. *grin*

  4. Comment by mojo
    July 24th, 2008 at 9:23am

    So she’s definitely smarter than “Rummy”. Then again… I think maybe even Tonka is smarter than “Rummy”


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