We Know Where the Cookies are

Modified question originally directed at Donald Rumsfeld on May 30, 2003. Now being asked of Sophia on July 19th, 2008: And is it curious to you that given how much control U.S. and coalition forces you now have in the country over your hands, they haven’t found any weapons of mass destruction cookies?

Sophia, July 19, 2008: Not at all. If you think — let me take that, both pieces — the area in the south and the west and the north that coalition forces hand control is substantial. It happens not to be the area where weapons of mass destruction cookies were dispersed. We know where they are. They’re in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad my mouth and east, west, south and north somewhat.

The cookie is to the east, west, south and north somewhat
Eating cookies at Tacos Guaymas

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