Dirty Kurtie’s Tunes: She’s the Monkey

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To the tune of “The Theme from the Monkees” by The Monkees – Dirty Kurtie’s version goes like this:

Here she comes,
Scootin’ on her seat.
She gets the sweetest looks from
Ev’ry one she meets.

Hey, hey, she’s the Monkey
She’s the cutest baby around.
But she’s too busy playin’
For her to wear a frown.

Butt Scooter
Click on the picture to see the video of Sophia butt scooting.

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8 thoughts on “Dirty Kurtie’s Tunes: She’s the Monkey”

  2. G-Man – hehehe the nick-name Monkey Butt wouldn’t be a new one. We’ve been calling her that since uumm birth I think.

    About the other post, even though I personally don’t like Wal Mart I didn’t mean to imply that Sears or Wal Mart would intentionally deceive customers or possibly make erroneous charges to their credit cards. The portrait studio is a separate entity called CPI Corp. However, in Sears stores they run under the Sears name and use Sears receipts. The last line was only intended to inform people that CPI Corp runs their stores in Wal Marts too only they’re called PictureMe Portrait Studios™.

  4. Oh, my… that is what butt-scootin’ looks like? She is very efficient with it, and she’s saving her knees. Smart girl (makes ya wonder about her knees, though… *thinks of Kurt’s trick knees*). But, wow, does she look like a gorilla in the mist, or what? No more “Growing up Gorilla” on Animal Planet for her ’til she learns to walk upright.

  5. A Dirtie Kurtie tune and a video?! This must be our lucky day! She does look like a cute little gorilla. I gotta say, though, I think it’s those beautiful and shiny hardwood floors that did it. Even I want to butt scoot on them (damn carpet *grumble*)
    P.S. The soap came today. Thanks! Can’t wait to try it out on Chloe.

  6. smarmoofus, it is true, crawling tears up the knees. I’ve had to put lotion on Chloe when it gets really red and dry. FYI, Burts Bees works really well and is all natural too. It is even good on my sensitive skin. You, know, just in case the butt of the butt scooter needs some :)