Do you suffer from chronic indigestion? Does your lunch repeat on you often? Constantly burping, you know, repeats? Tired of tasting your meals over an over again through out the day? It just doesn’t taste the same on the way back up, does it? Sometimes you may even throw up in your mouth just a little. Is your indigestion controlling your life? Scientists in our Texas lab have the solution for you. It’s called Ingestaflax. It is the latest drug on the market to control your indigestion.
Ingestaflax blocks stomach nerve receptors to prevent your chronic indigestion.
Ingestaflax is available only by prescription.
Talk to your doctor to find out if Ingestaflax is right for you.
Use of Ingestaflax has been linked to some minor side effects including but not limited to: Runny or stuffy nose, headache, dizziness, muscle cramps, joint pain, vomiting, incontinence, loose stools, black anal leakage, skin pustules on the face and back, impaired thinking and or reactions, abnormal ejaculation, painful erection in men and women, bleeding from the eyes or ears, leprosy, cancer of the liver or kidneys, death, and in rare cases indigestion.
Ingestaflax is a large coated suppository that should be taken with plenty of fluids, so get your prescription for Ingestaflax now.
Ingestaflax, so you can start living an active life.
Ingestaflax is not for everyone. Tell your doctor if you’re pregnant, may become pregnant, breastfeeding, may breastfeed in the future, are menopausal, have a low immune system, are suicidal, or homicidal.
November 5th, 2008 at 11:54pm
Ohmigosh, I just laughed ’til I had tears in my eyes! I knew this would be good as soon as I saw the title, but wow… I didn’t know it would be this much fun. And I just have to say, those poor clinical-trial women who got painful erections… my heart goes out to them.
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