Jewy Jew Baby

I have a routine with Sophia, when we stand in line at any store she knows that when she sees my wallet she gets to hold it for me. I’ll ask to have it back in order to take out the store card and/or credit card, but then she gets to hold it again. Sometimes I’ll hand her the card after I swipe it, while other times I ask for the wallet again and put the card in it’s place. Either way she holds the wallet all the way to the car. If she drops it, I get it back before then.

Kurt didn’t know about this routine, so when Kurt pushed the cart right past me as I took out my wallet, Sophia threw a fit. I think he ruined her Jewy Jewy day. Jew baby calmed down immediately after I discovered the break in our routine and handed her my wallet. Funny thing was, she was wearing her “little devil” outfit, so if needed we could grab the little Jew by the horns.

Relax, she really was wearing her little devil outfit today, but the Jewy parts are a joke. However, if you insist on being a humorless bastard you may email my complaint department at halfbeaner (at) momsjournal (dot) org. Have a Jewrific day!

This Jewy post was inspired by the Jewrific comedy of Sacha Baron Cohen and Lewis Black.