We returned from our holiday jaunt to the Midwest on Saturday night and for the first time in two weeks, I checked our mail today. I had no idea postal workers were so crafty at filling every fuckin’ inch of a tiny mailbox. If there were any room, I may have been inclined to leave them a gift. It’s the thought that counts, right? Now you know how silly it sounds. Maybe next time you’ll pay attention to the stop mail notice.
In the middle of our mail pile, I picked out a card nearly torn completely open from all the cramming of mail that came after it. The card was from my very pregnant friend and in it; she asked what she probably believed to be a rhetorical question. She should know by now that there is no such thing as a rhetorical question with me.
If a snowman sticks his tongue out to catch snow, does that make him a cannibal?
Only if the snowman actually ingests the snow, and the same goes for you when cheese or corn are involved you cannibal! *toothy grin* Oh the humanity!
I hope everyone had Merry Holidays and a Happy Festivus.
Are all of your acquaintances cheesy/corny? That just as easily could have been directed at me.
smarmoofus – Yeah, I think so. I think it might be a requirement in order to get along with me.
Smarmy? Were you on vacation with Erica?
Welcome home !!! I bet little Sophia was a big hit, did she travel well?
G-Man – Thank you – yes, she is a hit everywhere we go. She did great on the plane, but she is very reserved around other people. Not everyone that wanted to got cuddle time with her.
Other than that she handled the different environment well.
I’m always corny. Welcome back!
No, I was on vacation without Erica. But that’s a great idea, G-man! I bet vacationing with her would be a lot less work than what I just did… even if I had sole responsibility for Sophia.
I read the title of this post, and thought wow, I must have really influenced her vocabulary.
Then I realized it was about me
Angel – hahahahaha – prego brain!
Festivus, for the Rest of us…..
hehehe! I finally came over to see the edit to this post. “Fuckin’” is very close to “cubic”, isn’t it? Much improved. *smirk*
smarmoofus – *fwap*
“Only if the snowman actually ingests the snow” – that’s a good one! Happy new year everyone!
Mercola – Thank you
And thanks for the comment. Happy New Year!
Dammit! Now my crib was recalled (see bottom pic on link)
http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml09/09084.html
Just thought you might want to know in case your new one is one of the recalled ones. CRAP! I really loved that crib! Am I a bad mom if I leave Chloe in it? LOL
That is hilarious.
My sister sent me a card once that said “Do I miss you?”
“Does the headless horseman miss the toilet when he has to pee?!”
Sus – hahahaha
Thanks so much for the comment