Yesterday I heard a commercial that began with, “If money could talk, what would it say?” I don’t know what the commercial was for but I heard that as I came down the stairs and answered the question without skipping a beat as if the TV could hear me, “I’m covered in cocaine and feces.”
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My baby leaks from both ends…what's the hospital's policy on returns?
LOL! That would certainly be what I’d say, should that ever be the case.