Smurfy French

Kurt hummed the Smurf song over an over again just to annoy me, and then said something Kurtesk. I replied with the usual, “I hate you.”

Non-French speaking, Kurt: Moi?
Only took one quarter of French in college and not remembering or caring to use the correct word, Erica: Yes, moo-woo!
Kurt, laughing: What the hell is that?
Erica: You, of course.
Kurt: Moo-woo?
Erica: Yes, Moo-woo.

I think the proper word is supposed to be “vous”, but I don’t know how to pronounce it because the French use too many damn vowels! I bet they’re awesome at Wheel of Fortune. They own all the fuckin’ vowels already.

What is the proper French word to use on a Yooper anyway?

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6 thoughts on “Smurfy French

  1. Damn, I sent my french canadian cousin here to give you a proper french response and she ditched the assignment. What’s an obsessed fan to do, lol.

  2. P.S. Notice that the only thing that kept me from commenting sooner was a hospital with no WI-FI. Damn, what am I supposed to do when I have the new baby? I’ll go into internet withdrawal.

  3. LOL Darn French. Taking over our freedom fries and now Wheel of Fortune. What’s next?

    I took one year of French in high school. All I remember is how to say I don’t speak French in French, and then various foods. If I ever go to France at least I won’t go hungry and will have an excuse for my poor manners.

    • Rebecca – hehe I think French Fries came first. ;-) I hope to go to France someday. I should probably learn a little bit of the language so that I can impress them with how well I can butcher it. :P