Old Coot Dirty Talk
This was our conversation on the way to dinner:
Kurt: We’re old…mostly you.
Me: Really, you were born in 72 and I wasn’t even alive yet.
Kurt: Ok I’m old and you’re a young whipper snapper. Coot.
Me: My cooter isn’t a snapper.
Kurt: I beg to differ; it’s a Penis Fly Trap.
We went out for Chinese food and Sophia played with all the tea cups as if they were stacking cups. I suppose they do stack nicely. Kurt poured tea in ours and Sophia insisted that she also get some. Hers received a complimentary ice cube. She promptly and purposely dumped it all on the seat just as she dumps the water out of the toy watering can at swimming; only the Chinese restaurant wasn’t in the middle of a pool.
After Kurt finished his tea Sophia had two cups, two saucers, and an extra plate meant for us to share our food with her. We did give her some of our food to try and she did try it in a manner of speaking. She tried using a fork to put the rice in a tea cup, and she tried tipping the tea cup to empty the rice back into the dish. She also organized the dishes. The cups fit neatly in the middle of the saucers and she organized them this way. She then stacked the cups together, and in a separate pile she stacked the saucers together. Kurt and I were impressed by her categorization. Of course after dinner we loaded her into the car and she began chewing on her books. Not as impressive.
My fortune for the night, “Remember three months from this date. Good things are in store for you.
June 14th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
…You’re trying.
June 15th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Enjoy her now because she will grow up and the worst is yet to come.
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June 17th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
…or in three months you are due. hmmmm. lol
Erica Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
Susan Anderson – Wha? You don’t think I would be blogging all about the crappy pregnancy symptoms know body ever tells you about? If I’m pregnant the whole world will know about it! LOL
June 17th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Well, regardless, this are the best years that you could enjoy her. Make the most out of it. My son is already a teen and i missed those moments when he was your little princess’ age.
June 22nd, 2009 at 9:57 am
I snorted so loud when I read what had transpired between you and Kurt. Very clever!
Your daughter is an absolute doll, but you already knew that!
Erica Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 11:57 am
SignGurl – hahaha good that’s what I like to hear. And thank you. I know she’s a doll but I can’t get enough of other people agreeing. LOL
June 25th, 2009 at 6:23 am
Okay, I love the “penis fly-trap” comment…gotta remember that one! I think the Chinese restaurant should hire Sophie (or at the very least give you some free food in exchange for all the stacking of dishes!)
Erica Reply:
June 26th, 2009 at 2:05 am
Christy – Oh I like the way you think. She should also get something for cleaning their floors with the water they gave her. LOL