In trying to help a friend with her problem I boldly asked, “Has he ever considered sperm donation?”
“He would if he could. He’s had a vasectomy.”
“They can reverse those you know. If he donated sperm it would help his political career…When asked how much he donates to charitable causes he can say, ‘billions’.”
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hehe! Just like a politician to mislead the public like that.
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smarmoofus – Yeah politicians and lawyers. All the same. LOL
LOL great 55 – I can just imagine some of our politicians doing that – they are so unscrupulous!
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Akelamalu – If he thought that sort of donation actually counts I certainly wouldn’t vote for him, but I think it would be funny if a politician had that sort of sense of humor.
Vomit and sperm have been your last two subject matters Erica…
But all in all an Excellent 55 Ms. DNA!!!
Thank you for being so excited about this weeks project…
Have a Kick-Ass Week-End….Galen
G-Man – hahaha I didn’t think about that! I guess I should have declared it bodily fluid blogging week.
I’m picturing the IRS man when he reads your billions in donations. Oh okay, that might not be the politically correct thing to say…but it was my first thought. Great 55.
Mine once again is shared. You need,as always, to click on the link at top or scroll down my entire Friday blog.
Have a great weekend.
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Hootin’ Anni – I didn’t think about the IRS aspect of donating billions LOL
Some of your human politicians seem to do a lot of sperm donning but they do direct deposit. That was a funny 55.
Ours is postedHERE.
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Fandango – HAHAHA! Direst deposit – quite right. Does a stain on a blue dress count as direct deposit?
LOL. I did not see that coming.
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Bahahaha! That is hilarious.
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awesome 55 i love it!! i am still giggling!!
Donating sperm seems to be a normal practice among politicians. Sometimes they leave a free sample on a dress. One guy even donated in Argentina.
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This is hilarious!
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Hahaha! Awesome!
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