55 Flash Fiction Friday: Mail Retribution

I received two prepaid postage envelops with the junk mail today. I use them to return junk mail. “Do you have anything you want to send back to Capital One?” I asked waving the envelopes.

“Yeah, I have to take a shit.”

“Ok but I’m going to make you the one to lick the envelope.”

55 Flash Fiction Friday

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7 thoughts on “55 Flash Fiction Friday: Mail Retribution

  1. GREAT IDEA Erica!!!!
    I’ll remember that one…
    Excellent 55 My Dear….You Rock!
    Thanks for visiting, thanks for playing today, and have a Kick Ass Week-End…G