I received two prepaid postage envelops with the junk mail today. I use them to return junk mail. “Do you have anything you want to send back to Capital One?” I asked waving the envelopes.
“Yeah, I have to take a shit.”
“Ok but I’m going to make you the one to lick the envelope.”
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teehee. another satisfied customer….nice 55.
mine is up!
.-= brian miller´s last blog ..we would not be deterred (bicycle) =-.
I’ve been known to send empty envelopes back, prepaid. BUTT…you gave me an idea.
Mine this week is DOUBLE STANDARD As always, scroll down a bit, below my Friday’s Show n Tell.
Have a super weekend fellow 55′r!!
.-= Hootin’ Anni´s last blog ..I am a flower girl…flowers everywhere!…exhibitionsim – double standards?!? =-.
GREAT IDEA Erica!!!!
I’ll remember that one…
Excellent 55 My Dear….You Rock!
Thanks for visiting, thanks for playing today, and have a Kick Ass Week-End…G
Use a self seal envelope! LOL
Great stuff.
.-= Akelamalu´s last blog ..Friday 55 Flash Fiction #116 Online Friend =-.
I adore this method of retribution. It feels very satisfying. Mine is up too
here
Ah, payback. Ya gotta love it.
.-= Patti´s last blog ..Flash Friday 55: Busy Being Cute =-.
I’ll have to try that!!!!
Writers amaze me – the stories that they concoct and live.
nice 55!!!!
mine is at http;//moondustwriter
.-= Leslie´s last blog ..Final Goodbye =-.