We aren’t proud of ourselves. We did it for you. If you’ve been pining away for a Dirty Kurtie Twisted Tune today is your day.
A couple or few months ago (I’m not sure which because there was a long span of sleepless night there for a while) Kurt and I were watching Curious George with Sophia. While listening to the theme song Kurt said, he heard something different from what they said. He told me, and I could not shake it. After that, every time I watched the show with my then three-year old that is what I heard. As punishment, I made Kurt further defile the lyrics of the current favorite children’s show in our household. It is now with great regret that I present to you the greatly mangled version of a much-loved children’s show… To the tune from the theme song of Curious George – Dirty Kurtie’s version goes like this:
You never do know who’s in your bed
A hot, young stripper or a guy named Fred
When you’re bi-curious, Bi-Curious George
(Swing!)
Well everything (everything!) is so glorious (glorious!)
And everything (everything!) is so wonderous (wonderous!)
There’s more to explore
When you act like a whore
And make friends like this,
A guy to kiss
(Whooooa!)
Get bi-curious (bi-curious!) and that’s marvelous (marvelous!)
You’ll sleep with a slut
And take it in the butt
If you ask yourself, who needs tits?
Like bi-curious, bi-curious, Bi-Curious George
