Dirty Kurtie's Tunes Archive

To the tune of “The Theme from the Monkees” by The Monkees - Dirty Kurtie’s version goes like this:

Here she comes,
Scootin’ on her seat.
She gets the sweetest looks from
Ev’ry one she meets.

Hey, hey, she’s the Monkey
She’s the cutest baby around.
But she’s too busy playin’
For her to wear a frown.

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To the tune of “Stuck With You” by Huey Lewis and the News - Dirty Kurtie’s version goes like this:

We’ve had some fun
Yes, we’ve played peek-a-boo
Been to the park to play
But now my diaper’s filled with poo

She thought I’d like some prunes
but I don’t like how they taste
She thought I’d try some apple sauce
But now it’s just goin’ to waste

I was bound by all that rice
Now I’m in my car seat
on the way home
and a diaper change

Yes it’s true - yes it’s true
I am happy to sit in poo
Yes it’s true - yes it’s true
I’m so happy to be stuck in poo
‘Cause you can see - you can see -
that I’m happy to sit in pee.

To the tune of “I Love Rock and Roll” by Joan Jett - Dirty Kurtie’s version goes like this:

I saw mom sittin’ there by the milkin’ machine
I knew my diaper probably wasn’t clean
The pump was going strong, playing my favorite song
And I could tell it wouldn’t be long till she fed me
Yeah me
And I could tell it wouldn’t be long till she fed me
Yeah me

Singin’ I love mommy’s boob
So whip one out and feed the baby
I love mommy’s boob
It’s breakfast time, so just feed me

To the tune of “Safety Dance” by Men Without Hats (Thank you Buffy for the correction) - Dirty Kurtie’s version goes like this:

Poop your pants if you want to
Push it right out your behind
Cause your friends don’t poop and if they don’t poop
Well their no friends of mine
I say, we can poop where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like the cat crapped under the couch
and it’s hanging out his behind
and we can poop

To the tune of The Beatles “Love Me Do” - Dirty Kurtie’s version goes like this:

Wipe Wipe Wipe My Poo
You know I Doo Doo’d
It stinks - Oh P - U
So Pleeeeeeease, Wipe my poo