Diaper post of the year contest

I’m not sure if it’s because I’m forcing the votes to be emailed in or that the prize isn’t very enticing, but I only have four votes so far. I know that it isn’t because people think it’s so gross that they avoid looking at the Baby Squeezins posts since I get more hits on the 25th of each month than on any other day. Seriously, my hits more than double on that day each month. So really, stop pretending you’re too refined to pick a diaper post and vote. I know you’re out there.

The current entries:

Susan
Thanks for the retrospective! Well, which do I vote for? The one that brought tears to your eyes or the Barney the Purple Dinosaur poop? It was tough, but in honor of you and Kurt I’ll pick February. Nine years of shit deserves some recognition :) P.S., really, asking me to add 8 + 18 is too much. 1 + 1 is
more my speed ;)

hahaha – you crack me up! I’m not sure if I feel honored that you picked the anniversary poop or mortified that this is really all we get for nine years! ;-) Oh and I changed the math question just for you. It’s not 1 + 1, but it’s a little closer. Ok ok, I know it’s too late to benefit you.

Sarah
I vote for July because she was just trying to help put that nice clean diaper on for you! :-)

hehe – yeah she’s helpful like Gavin is thoughtful. ;-)

Sarah
I would have to vote for April. The color is almost an exact match to the color I painted our living room this spring.

hahaha – OHMYGOD, really? If you need any touch up paint, ever… I’m just sayin’. I’m here to help. *smirk*

smarmoofus
After narrowing it down to the two very similar specimens of April and July, I finally tossed a diaper and chose July for the sheer “gloop” factor of it running down her rear. It just has that classic poop look. Y’know?

I donno, when I think classic poop it’s usually more solid, but that’s just me. In my book, “Gloop” typically means someone is ill. If you’re going for true poopy visual yuck factor, “Gloop” is it!

Even though I don’t have many votes I’m so glad I made this a totally open vote because the reasons just crack me up. Thank you to those that have played so far. ;-)

To enter the contest, go to my original contest post for the rules and list of diaper posts to choose from.  Contest ends on the 24th at 7pm Pacific time.

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Dirty Diaper to Squeaky Clean Soap Contest

The 25th is Sophia’s first birthday. To commemorate a year of Baby Squeezins Diaper of the Month I’m hosting a contest.

Vote for your favorite Baby Squeezins Diaper of the Month using your own criteria (most disgusting diaper, best story behind the picture, etc.) by sending me an email with your pick. You can leave a comment on this post as well if you wish, but your vote will only count if you send me an email. All voters will be entered to win a 300-gram bar cube of Savon de Marseille. (300 grams is about 10.5 ounces, which is about two and a half normal sized bars of soap)

Here are the Diaper of the month Posts to choose from (the first post actually contains two separate diaper of the month pictures – if you’re choosing that post please indicate which diaper/month you’re actually voting for):

Your vote must be in by 7pm Pacific time on the 24th. I will randomly select the soap winner by writing all the email addresses on a piece of paper and having Kurt or Sophia draw one out of a hat/box/whatever we can find and make an announcement at midnight (Pacific time) on the 25th with the diaper of the year selection and winner of the soap. That way if you don’t win you’ll have six full days to take advantage of the 30% discount offered to Mom’s Journal readers by the Savon de Marseille manufacturer.

Hi there and thanks for your nice words about our Savon de Marseille. It’s no wonder SDM has been trusted for generations in France – long before there were chemical detergents that strip skin of just about everything. For you and your friends / readers we’d like to offer a special 30% discount for the month of September. Just use the promo code MOMSJOURNAL at checkout. Best regards, French Soaps — makers of Savon de Marseille.

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