Baby Squeezins: Diaper of the Month

I know I had promised a series of prune diapers for this month, but constipation was again the continuing theme. I gave him baby foods with the most fiber and tried to get him to drink water from a bottle or sippy cup, but the first didn’t do anything and he has yet to take to the second. It wasn’t until I made a homemade baby cereal with barley that the play dough poop loosened up. Taken on the 24th of August with my Nikon D60 for your high-resolution pleasure, I now present to you the loosened barley sludge Baby Squeezins, the Diaper of the Month.

barley sludge baby squeezins

Picture taken 8/24/2011 Barley Sludge Baby Squeezins

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Yo Adrian!

Sophia was about eighteen months old when she had her first bloody nose. It wasn’t a gusher but there were drops of blood. She had been climbing the metal ladder rungs on the playground. She lost her footing and hit her nose on the way down.

Last night Sophia got her first black eye. She was jumping up the stairs like a giant frog. She must have hit her cheekbone on the edge of a stair while jumping up, I couldn’t really tell from my vantage point at the top of the stairs. It stunned her so much she went to lean back on her butt. Forgetting that she was on the stairs she then rolled down four steps.

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Picture taken 8/27/2011 Sophia's first shiner.

And she was just healing from her last wound too. Three weeks ago, we were at a bus stop. She ran to the bench, which was backless and slipped right off of it. She wedged herself between the bench and the glass wall of the bus stop shelter. Her back slid down the glass wall. I’m not sure if she hit the metal framing on the bottom with her back or not, but either way she has serious road rash on her back. It’s still pink in that spot, but the scabbing is all gone.

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55 Flash non-Fiction Friday: Missing Daddy

“Can my daddy be here?” She asked repeatedly during our two-week trip to Alaska.

playing with dominos

Photo taken 7/24/2011 by a friend at my grandmother's cabin in Alaksa


The first day back daddy stayed home but on the second day, it was back to work.

“Where is my daddy?”

When he came home, Sophia ran to give him a big hug. She said, “Look my friend Daddy is home!”.

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Baby Squeezins: Diaper of the Month

Traveling put a kink in my blogging availability, but I refuse to let anyone down. There will be a diaper of the month. The Baby Squeezins shall push on. I didn’t feel like carrying oodles of electronics through airport security so I only brought the essential laptop and relied on my travel companion to be suckered into taking pictures of baby poop. She was actually the one that changed this particular diaper and found this tiny surprise wedge. She describes the consistency of this one as fudge-like. I don’t know what sort of expired fudge she eats but I think it looks more like play dough. The boy has been rather constipated for a while. I’ve tried adding prunes to the diet, but that doesn’t seem to be enough. Taken on the 28th of July with my friend’s Canon 60D for your high-resolution pleasure, I now present to you the moldable play dough Baby Squeezins, the Diaper of the Month.

play dough squeezins

Picture taken 7/28/2011 with my friend’s Canon 60D. The moldable play dough Baby Squeezins.

This poop best viewed by August 31, 2011.

Please stay tuned for next months featured diapers, the prune collection.

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Fourth of July Frog

After our camping weekend, both kids were tired. I had to wake them both in order to get on with our Fourth of July celebrations. All I had to do was ask, “Sophia do you want pancakes?” And her eyes just popped right open. I had to make sure she understood that we wouldn’t be eating the pancakes at home though. Our newly adopted tradition began with a pancake breakfast in the park hosted by the fire department. We went last year for the first time and had to wait an hour after we had finished eating before Sophia begin eating hers. Sophia did much better with it this year. She was leery of the crowds of people but she ate her pancakes with gusto and finished at the same time we did.

There was a live auction after breakfast. We waited around for that because they had a desk that I wanted. Wouldn’t you just know it, the desk was the one item on the block that everyone else was also eyeing? Most everything was going for the opening bid or only had one other bidder. The desk had about five people. The price went up so quickly that I wound up not making a bid at all. It’s back to craigslist for me. I’ve been drooling over some antiques for a while.

We went home for a while to shoot off the six dollars of kiddy firecrackers I purchased. I’m such a big spender.

Typically my engineer is absurdly cautious of new or different activities and plans his actions to such a detailed degree that all the whimsy of such things as possibly blowing one’s self up with firecrackers is completely removed. To-do lists, spreadsheets, rules and regulations – they more than outline his life, so it really surprised me the number of times I had to yell at him to, “TAKE THE MATCHES WITH YOU AFTER YOU LIGHT THE FIRECRACKER!”

But that’s not as bad as the one time that he lit the firecracker next to the pile of unlit, as in the-never-been-fired, firecrackers. Note to self, if I buy firecrackers next year I need to get those burn sticks for the safety of the grown up engineer. Luckily all the firecrackers I bought were the craptastically lame-ass kiddy kind. The kind of lame fireworks that only people truly talented could use to blow themselves up. Like the talented engineer who gives himself a splinter with a potato. That sort of Nerf-talent.

Sophia enjoyed the firecrackers even though a couple of times she said, “That too loud for my ears”. Her favorites were the snaps, the firecrackers that you just through on the pavement and they, well they snap. Those were the only ones that I allowed her to handle.

I thought about buying sparklers, but I didn’t. She probably would have been ok with them, but I’m a total wuss when it comes to my child and fire. Maybe next year. You know, when she has a little brother running around wanting to do all the same things his big sister can. That’s a grand idea! Yeah I think I just talked myself out of buying them, again.

The next event of the day was the parade. It took a lot longer than I thought it would for such a small town. At first Sophia didn’t see what the big deal was about going to the parade and didn’t want to get out of her stroller, but then the floats and tractors started coming by and we pointed out that candy was being thrown…she perked up immediately. Kurt went with her closer to the curb of the street and the child caught on to the finding and picking up of candy quickly. After the parade as we were walking up to the car I asked her, “What did you like the most about the parade?” There was no hesitation in her answer, “CANDY!” She made a better candy haul at the parade than she did for Halloween, but that’s not saying much since she never did get out of her stroller for trick-or-treating last year.

It was back to the pancake park for another event, which if they don’t go back to the original format, we won’t be participating in again. The money goes to good things of course, but part of it is the fun of watching a bazillion rubber ducks float down the river. It’s called the Duck Dash. The first ducks to make it to the boom win prizes, but that’s not how it was done this year. Nope, this year, the first year we actually went to see it, they had two grown men dressed as ducks tossing rubber ducks into a net. One man tossed a few ducks and the other caught them in a net. The netted ducks were the winners. It was as lame as it sounds. Maybe even worse.
A quick trip to McDonald’s for dinner gave us the first ever doll that Sophia named herself. “What’s her name?” Kurt asks.

“Frog.”

I’ve asked her again a few times since then and each time she tells me the doll’s name is “Frog”.

Frog

The Fourth of July finally was of course the fireworks display. Sophia was so tired from our camping weekend that half way through the display she was asking to go to sleep and even pointing to the ground saying, “Can I sleep there?” I wasn’t sure if she enjoyed it this year until a couple days later she asked me, “Can we see fireworks?”
“No, that’s only on the Fourth of July.”
“Can it be Fourth of July?”

Sleepy Lukas whose bedtime is typically 7pm stayed awake for the whole thing. Both kids slept in on the 5th. Lukas didn’t wake up for the day until 9 and Sophia, 10:30. That, right there, was my highlight!

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Sunshine and Lollipops Camping

We went camping at our property with some friends this weekend. Some other friends came by on Saturday just to visit. We even had a visit from the mayor of the town. I friended the mayor on Facebook as someone I knew from way back in my days in the navy. It blows me away that he’s actually the mayor of a town…even a tiny town far beyond Bum Fuck, Egypt.

It was one of our first hot sunny days of the year so we spent a much of Saturday at the sand bar by the river watching the kids cake sand all over their sand monster selves. That night we were serenaded with illegal fireworks, which reminded Kurt and I of our old house in the hood. The sounds bounced and echoed off the mountains.

Lukas slept through all the noise but woke up cold in the wee hours of the morning. Adding blankets to him wasn’t working because he would just kick them up and they would wind up around his neck. He cried for an hour before Kurt decided he should just sleep with us. Then Lukas cried for about another hour before I took him and he instantly quieted down and fell asleep. Then I just couldn’t sleep. I had to pee, and Lukas was sound asleep. On. My. Arm. Damn kids. I pretty much just watched him sleep with his mouth open and head cocked to one side the rest of the night. How do babies not wake up with stiff necks?

We woke up to a rainy gloomy morning. I couldn’t tell when I friends woke up but by eight I knew I had heard voices from their pop-up camper so I went over and invited them into our mini cabin (it’s a shed on stilts). We shared breakfast foods and waited for the rain to let up.

When it was merely a grey day we all went outside so the kids could unleash their energy. We went for a walk while Kurt and Sophia stayed back to chain the ginormous picnic table the engineer over engineered to a concrete plug in the ground. I’m going to have to make the picnic table a whole other post, seriously.

Lunchtime arrived and so did another family of friends. They brought the rain back with them. We were overjoyed. Really. After lunch, which for Sophia consisted of a whole bag of tortilla chips, we went to the beach. At the end of the trail that leads to the river sand bar we call the beach the grey sky ended. No discernible wind that blew the clouds away, they were just gone. In place of the grey was sunshine and lollipops. Ok maybe it was chocolate cake sand castles.

making a birthday cake

Sophia actually playing with another child. I heard that she had started interacting with children at preschool, but this is one of the first times I actually witnessed interaction. They’re making “chocolate cake”. Sophia is obsessed with chocolate cake and birthdays. She kept singing happy birthday to me and Lukas.

watching Kurt make the cake into a sand castle

The kids were watching Kurt turn their “chocolate cake” over and make it a sand castle. Shortly after the photos were taken Sophia decided to make sand angels and her partner in crime there followed her lead.

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The Evolution of Chicken

We have had a very hard time getting Sophia to eat. From the very beginning, solid food has been a struggle. For the longest time all she would eat was rice, breads, cheeses, oatmeal, apples, bananas, sweet potato prepared a very specific way, French fries and bacon. There was a time in which I could sneak grated veggies into her breads. Sadly, that time has passed.

Because bacon was the only meat she would eat and not a terribly healthy one at that, I didn’t mind when Kurt introduced her to chicken nuggets. I never thought I would view chicken nuggets as a victory. Never. After a while Sophia branched out and would eat chicken at home when I breaded it with Panko. That was a much greater victory for me since I don’t fry the chicken. Eventually Sophia progressed to eating chicken without a crunchy cover and then… one day…

I went to Costco and bought one of their yummy Kirkland Signature foods. I warmed it up and set it at the table. Kurt announced to Sophia that it was chicken. It wasn’t. Not even close. It was smoked pulled pork, and Sophia likes it A LOT. Of course now we call all meat chicken just to increase the odds of it’s edibility and when Kurt wants to know what’s for dinner I have to specify the type of chicken that I’m serving. It’s pork chicken.

Costco Kirkland smoked pulled pork

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Garden Gnome

A full-fledged garden, that’s what I wanted for this year. There has been so much to get done with the new house that the garden isn’t at the top of the list yet. I’ll definitely have one next year though. This year I’ll have to settle for an herb garden and hope that I can at least get a greenhouse for the herbs to live in through the winter. I’ll also be reading up on how to keep plant things alive. I’m not too worried about the herbs since most of those, like cilantro and the minty things, grow like weeds.

herb garden

I am worried about this little guy though…

mystery plant in a cup

He arrived in a brown paper bag carried by my ginning three year old, “look I made!” I couldn’t even tell what the hell kind of plant it was. Great. I checked Sophia’s backpack hoping for some clues as to what kind of plant I’m going to have to apologize profusely for killing in the next few days. Nothing. How the hell do I not kill this when it’s not even labeled?

When I finally felt brave enough to take it out of the bag…seriously I handle plants like they’re even more fragile than the most thin shelled egg because I’ve found that I’m about that deadly to them. Written on the side of the cup was the plant type. Ahh it’s a green bean plant. I posted quick plea for instruction on Facebook to my more plant friendly friends. I was informed that it could be a bush like green bean of which I had no idea existed or a vine type. I thought all green beans were vine like. *shrug* I found that either way I could just put it in an eight to ten inch pot and if it got all vine-y on me I could put a stick in there for green bean guidance. Thank you Rebecca.

repotted green bean plant

I’m so happy that the green bean plant has made it a whole month in my care that I’m now really testing the limits. I bought a Meyers lemon tree. Yep, I’m going to try and grow citrus in Washington State. The state that routinely evades sunny summer weather until after July 5th, yep, that state. Citrus.

Thankfully, I have a good luck gnome. It’s a four handed garden gnome. Never heard of those? Check it out, I have a picture…

four handed garden gnome

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Baby Squeezins: Diaper of the Month

I’m not sure what the infant body does with food, but it doesn’t look like it takes the time to do much. The contents of this diaper could really be scooped right back into the random vegetable baby food jar and I doubt anyone could tell the difference. The color and even the smell… is just as brilliant and stinky on the way out. Taken on the 6th of June with my Nikon D60 for your high-resolution pleasure, I now present to you the vegetable goop Baby Squeezins, the Diaper of the Month.

vegetable goop poop

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