Everybody Gets a Blanket but Me

Costco had a coupon for a nice fleecy blanket last month. I didn’t really need a new blanket we have several. They’re each several years old but they’re still functional blankets. There was a two-blanket limit for the coupon price. I only bought one. That was a mistake.

I bought a dark chocolate brown color blanket so that it would go with our living room decor. I folded the blanket and kept it on out couch. With the colder temperatures approaching, I could use it while watching TV in the evening. Keeping the blanket convenient was also a mistake.

A few days ago, Kurt said, “I used your blanket.” Uumm ok, whatever. Then he told me he taught Sophia how to build a fort in the toy room using her slide. Oh balls. He of course used the blanket that was downstairs and most convenient. Fantastic. The person who never needs a blanket donated mine to the fort building cause. I don’t think I’ll be getting my blanket back anytime soon.

blanket fort

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Sophia’s Four-year Child Wellness Checkup

I knew about how tall she was because when we took her to the fair she could go on many of the rides that she wanted to go on, but I had no idea her weight was equal to her height. Sophia is in the ninety-sixth percentile for height and the ninetieth for weight. She is forty-two and three quarter inches tall and forty-two pounds. Our child who seems to survive on air and sunshine in an area without the sunshine is doing great. Who knew the air had so many calories? The boy, the child that seems to eat his weight in milk, baby food, and graham crackers, is in the eighty-fifth percentile for height and doesn’t even reach the chart for weight. I should have him checked for worms. Really.

Walking to the room to wait for the doctor, we approach the scale to weigh the girl. She, just like last year, refuses to stand on the scale. She had a meltdown and melted into puddle against the wall holding her bunny and backpack she insisted on bringing. “Do you want to weigh your bunny?” the nurse asks.

“No! No! No!” she cried. After several attempts at trying trick her into getting on the scale, I just picked her up, stood there with the sobbing child, and then weighed myself without her…just like last year. Last year she weighed thirty-two pounds and was thirty-nine inches tall.

She passed all the milestone questions. “Does she know at least three colors?” Yes, Sophia knows all of her colors and even in the order they appear in the rainbow. “Can she dress herself?” Yes. “Can she speak in full sentences?” Yes…technically. Half the time I don’t know what the heck she’s talking about, but full sentences do happen. Maybe someday I’ll be able to get her to tell me about her day at school. Even with prompting, she doesn’t say a word this year. Last year if I prompted her she would at least say that they sang songs or something. This year when I ask she responds with, “No! No! don’t ask me!” or “No! No! Don’t tell me!” when I try prompting. She does like school though. She often asks if she can go to school or if it’s time to get ready yet.

wearing new birthday clothes

When it came time for shots the doctor described this bee they have that is a vibrating ice pack they put on the arms of kids Sophia’s age to numb the area so they don’t freak out about the shots as much. I just looked at him as he described it and said, “You saw her at the scale didn’t you?”

“Yes, ” he chuckled I saw.

“This will be interesting.”

“Yeah it might not work.”

We tried it and she fussed about even having the “bee” on her arm and then watched as the nurse put the shot in her arm and began to pull away. Yeah there really isn’t any tricking my child into things. It’ll ether happen or it won’t go well. Usually it’s the latter.

The nurse offered her a tiny toy lizard, a ring with a purple gemstone, and two princess stickers. “No! No! No! I don’t want it!” Yeah I’ll just take those. She’ll want them in the car.

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55 Flash non-Fiction Friday: Reports of my Death are Greatly Exaggerated

Unfortunately, that day has come. Good-bye Steve Jobs. I never owned any Apple products, but I admire the innovation Mr. Jobs gave the computer world.

Steve Jobs

His passing makes me wonder what will be said of Bill Gates when his time comes.

Abort, Retry, Fail?_

Suddenly the blue screen of death would have more profound meaning.

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Elephant Baby Like Lukas

The neighbor from our old house gave Sophia the movie Dumbo and we watched it for the second time on Friday. At the very beginning of the movie, for those of you who like me have not seen it in the last thirty or so years, the storks are dropping babies off to every animal in the circus. They show each blanket wrapped baby come out and cuddle with its mother. The bear gets two cubs in separate parachuting bundles and she hugs them both and licks them. The baby joey comes down and hops into his mom’s pouch. It’s all a super saturated amount of cartoon curtness. In the middle of that scene and before the momma elephant finally gets her baby, Sophia turns to me and says, “I love you too momma.” Awww. Like I wasn’t tearing up already with all the snuggling moms with their babies.

When Mrs. Jumbo, the momma elephant finally gets her baby, Sophia says, “It’s a baby elephant, just like Lukas.” Oh honey, it only felt like I was pregnant for twenty-two months. And you’re brother’s ears are not that big.

“Yes, it’s a baby just like Lukas.”

Dumbo

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Band-Aid Bunny

Instead of watching her second show of the morning as usual Friday morning, I heard Sophia go upstairs into the master bathroom. Lukas entertained himself in the toy room. He’s so good about playing on his own.

I was doing the dished when Sophia came back down. “I have a band aid for Bunny” She said showing me Bunny’s foot.

“That’s very sweet honey but those Band-Aids are to make you better when you get hurt.”

“But I wanted to make Bunny better.” She whined.

Well I guess I’d get the super bitch mom award if I try to explain not wasting Band-Aids on stuffed animals. After all, in her eyes they’re people too. *sigh* “Ok, but just one Band-Aid.”

Sophia's Birthday

Bunny waiting for Sophia's birthday party to start.


Kickin' back after the party

Bunny relaxing after the party.


Moose

Moose had a good time at the party too

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Everlasting Helium Balloons

On Thursday when Sophia went to school, I cut the strings off some of the balloons from her birthday party and let the float up the vaulted ceiling. I left a few, but did cut the stings shorter. I was tired of dealing with her weaving the strings into and around things. I didn’t pop the balloons and trash them because I don’t mind her playing with them. It’s just the strings that bug me.

Kurt came home and went upstairs for something and then on the way down noticed the balloons way out of his reach and without their strings. He pointed and I shushed him. Sophia hadn’t noticed them yet. Then he looks at me and he asked, “But how are we going to get them down?” *blink* *blink* *blink* Really?

forever floating balloons

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Baby Squeezins: Diaper of the Month

For the third month in a row we had constipation issues. Towards the end I had three suitable diaper contenders. There was the pudding poop, the mini blow out, and finally the winner that blew them all away…The Stinky Puddle. It smelled of rotting fruit. It was Kurt’s diaper to change, but I had the gagging privilege of photographing it. Just taking the picture was nauseating, but I did it for you my loyal poopy diaper enthusiasts! Taken on the 27th of September with my Nikon D60 for your high-resolution pleasure, I now present to you the Stinky Puddle of Goo. The Baby Squeezins, Diaper of the Month.

Stinky Puddle

Picture taken 9/27/2011

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Flash non-Fiction Friday: Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner

He lifts his upper torso up with his arms, the bottom half still on the floor. He pushes off with his hands and propels himself. He’s mobile!

He’s moving backwards.

He pushed himself into a corner.

Frustrated that he’s not going in the right direction and unable to gain forward momentum he gets upset.

“Momma!”

Lukas after a bath

Picture taken 9/24/2011

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55 Flash non-Fiction Friday: Sad Attitude

I understand a little competitiveness or the occasional feeling of jealousy, but for her there is never a feeling of genuine happiness for the accomplishment of another person. How can anyone become close with an attitude like that? Petty competition and jealousy consumes her. It makes me sad. Why bother trying to make it work?

mushrooms growing from dog shit

Picture taken 11/14/2009. This picture has very little if anything to do with the 55. It's just a picture I took of mushrooms thriving off of dog poop.

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