It’s Not Zestfully Clean Unless it’s Crayola Clean

I was on a hunt for a suitable dress for Sophia’s upcoming birthday pictures when I passed by the bath time isle. The only toys I’ve ever given her for bath time were some foam letters and stacking cups which all fit neatly in a mesh bag that drains nicely and prevents mold. I never bought more than that because I didn’t want a bathroom bursting with bath crap and the majority of Sophia’s bathing is done in the showers at the swimming pool. For some odd reason I thought it was time to add a little more to the bath toy collection so I bought a Crayola set that includes paint, markers, and washable crayons with a case that looks like a crab.

On Sunday, she used them for the first time. I presented them to her and said that they were special crayons she could use on the wall. “On the wall?” she repeated with doubt. Ha! That’s my girl. “Yes, but only in the bathtub.” I told her. I used one of the paints to show her how they worked and then she went to town. Paint all over the shower walls and tub. After a while, she asked me for soap. I figured it was time for a picture after seeing the walls, but when I came back with the camera, I was too late. Sophia had soaped up her washcloth and was now wiping the walls clean. It’s disturbing how much she’s like me.

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Lift with your legs

This public announcement brought to you by a nearly seventeen-month-old Sophia.

lift with your legs

This picture was taken in February. She is lifting a 1000g (2.2 pound) bar of Savon de Marseille, a French olive oil soap. I love that stuff!

 November, 30 posts in 30 days nablopomo.com

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Baby Squeezins Diaper of the Year

Birthday pooSophia's Birthday pooThe poo lickerScoopin' the pooOh, he's really going to do itMYGOD, he ate poo

Relax, it’s just peanut butter. There were a total of seven entries for the Diaper of the Year contest. I posted four of the emails in my plea for more votes post, and here are the other three:

Hallie
July speaks to me. Don’t ask why but I just kept coming back to it. I think it really “shines” amongst the rest!!

Speaks to you eh? And uuumm what does it say? ;-)

Blake and Lauren
We are voting for December’s diaper of the month for two reasons: it’s our birthday month and we LOVE your T-shirt Sophia! :)

Sophia thanks her younger twin cousins :-)

Angel
I knew I would choose this one as soon as you announced the contest, but I procrastinated. I vote for May’s diaper simply because it has sponsorship. Happy almost one-year Sophia (and her milk cart)!

You procrastinate? Really? Not YOU!
No, you don’t get a break from the real me just cause you’re pregnant! ;-)

Ok, for those that can’t count there are a total of seven votes (no, a twin vote doesn’t count as two sorry). One vote for each of the following: February, April, May, and December.

With three votes the champion of the 2007 diaper posts was *drum roll* July!

The reasons varied from:

  • Sophia trying to help me with the clean one (from Sarah)
  • Pure “classic poop” “gloop” factor (from smarmoofus)
  • And because it “talks” and “shines” (from Hallie) – It’s quite a talented shit!

Let’s hear it for JULY!
Drippy poo
And now for the winner of the contest. (All entrants were equally eligible to win even if the diaper post they picked was not the winning one.) Again with the drum roll…
The entry boxThe totally unbiased slaveThe winner!

Congratulations Susan Anderson! You won the prize. Oh, and I’m going to give you a choice. You can either go with the original prize of a 300-gram bar cube of Savon de Marseille or choose the surprise prize. No, I’m not going to tell you what it is or it wouldn’t be a surprise. I will tell you that it is not a dirty diaper nor a lifetime supply of dirty diapers. It isn’t even a peanut butter diaper nor a clean diaper. It actually has nothing to do with diapers at all.

For those that didn’t win there are still five full days to take advantage of the 30% discount offered to Mom’s Journal readers by the Savon de Marseille manufacturer. Just use the promo code MOMSJOURNAL at checkout.

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Dirty Diaper to Squeaky Clean Soap Contest

The 25th is Sophia’s first birthday. To commemorate a year of Baby Squeezins Diaper of the Month I’m hosting a contest.

Vote for your favorite Baby Squeezins Diaper of the Month using your own criteria (most disgusting diaper, best story behind the picture, etc.) by sending me an email with your pick. You can leave a comment on this post as well if you wish, but your vote will only count if you send me an email. All voters will be entered to win a 300-gram bar cube of Savon de Marseille. (300 grams is about 10.5 ounces, which is about two and a half normal sized bars of soap)

Here are the Diaper of the month Posts to choose from (the first post actually contains two separate diaper of the month pictures – if you’re choosing that post please indicate which diaper/month you’re actually voting for):

Your vote must be in by 7pm Pacific time on the 24th. I will randomly select the soap winner by writing all the email addresses on a piece of paper and having Kurt or Sophia draw one out of a hat/box/whatever we can find and make an announcement at midnight (Pacific time) on the 25th with the diaper of the year selection and winner of the soap. That way if you don’t win you’ll have six full days to take advantage of the 30% discount offered to Mom’s Journal readers by the Savon de Marseille manufacturer.

Hi there and thanks for your nice words about our Savon de Marseille. It’s no wonder SDM has been trusted for generations in France – long before there were chemical detergents that strip skin of just about everything. For you and your friends / readers we’d like to offer a special 30% discount for the month of September. Just use the promo code MOMSJOURNAL at checkout. Best regards, French Soaps — makers of Savon de Marseille.

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Soap for Baby and Itchy Pregnancy Skin

Between hormones and skin stretching around baby watermelon, pregnancy will leave your skin very dry and itchy. I’ve seen some bloggy sites that recommend moisturizing body washes to remedy the problem, they’re very wrong. I don’t have a degree in dermatology nor chemistry to back my claim, but I’m standing by my words. They’re so wrong. Body washes and shampoos are often made with a combination of natural soap and a mild detergent. It’s not going to say in the ingredient list because cleansing agents are typically listed as Surfactants, and both soap and detergent are Surfactants. Even many “all natural” products are not true soaps.

What’s the difference and why do you care? Do you remember the old Zest commercials where the woman is wearing a black bathing suit? She washes half of herself with some soap and the other half with Zest and they show the “icky” residue from “that other soap”. The jingle was, “you’re not fully clean unless you’re Zestfully clean”. That other soap is a real soap. Real soap is more natural, more gentle on skin, and friendlier to the environment. The downside is that soap attaches to minerals, which translates into dull looking hair if you use it as a shampoo, and soap scum on the shower walls *if* you have hard water.

Now you’re saying, “but I’ve used (name of common name brand soapy soap) and it felt like I just had a face lift cause my skin was so tight I had a permagrin”. Most common brand name soapy soap soaps take out a lot of the glycerin from their soapy soap soaps. Glycerin is a natural byproduct of soap with great moisturizing properties. Homemade and smaller soap companies keep the glycerin in while larger manufacturers take a lot of it out to put in their lotion/moisturizer lines.

How do you find a good real soap? Some natural soap makers will list, “Saponified Olive Oil” on their ingredient list. The type of oil isn’t *that* important. The part that lets you know it’s real soap is the “Saponified” part followed by an oil. Olive oil is supposed to be the most gentle to the skin and is always the one recommended for babies, but a bar of pure olive oil soap gets slimy and dissolves quickly. Not that it really matters, but it also doesn’t lather very well especially in hard water, so if you equate suds to cleanliness you’ll be disappointed. Coconut oil isn’t nearly as moisturizing but gives a good lather. Combine the two, and there is a happy medium. There are a whole host of fancy and very expensive oils used in soaps…don’t waste your money. It’s really not worth it.

Apparently, another way to know if a particular soap is really soap is to test it for the date-rape drug, GHB. The makers of Dr. Bronner’s soaps even did a video about it.

On a semi related note, if you’re like me and try to keep things as basic as possible check out The Organic Consumers Association. They have also filed a lawsuit in California over companies that label their products as organic as a “Coming Clean” Campaign. They have found that many personal care products that are labeled “organic” contain the carcinogen 1,4-Dioxane.

If you want to know what’s in your personal care products check out the Environmental Working Group’s Skin Deep Cosmetic Safety Database.

The soap I use on myself and Sophia is Savon de Marseille. You can buy it at – Savon de Marseille or Several shops at Amazon.com

It’s expensive for a bar of soap, but these aren’t regular sized bars. They’re cubes and they last quite a while. Sophia’s shampoo is California baby, which you can buy at Target. What does chemical loving Kurtie use? He’s a guy, he uses whatever I buy. :P

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Baby basketball belly

This morning Kurt put his hand around my basketball shaped belly and said, “dribble dribble”. I thought he was referring to the drip marks on my nightgown and responded with a whiny, “It’s soap!” The new liquid hand soap dispenser in our bathroom shoots soap across the room instead of down into the cupped hand as a normal dispenser should. In my case, my belly catches the soap before it hits the wall or floor. Kurt laughed, “Did you think I was calling you messy?” Yes! – *insert boo-boo lip* He was actually just pointing out that it looks as if I’ve swallowed a basketball (my words not his).

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