Family Frat House

It’s been a while since I was last puked on. I’m still not entirely sure if last night’s puke wasn’t just a lot of spit up or if it was actually vomit. It did smell off, but then again everything that comes out of The Boy smells. Not that Sophia’s diapers smelled like roses but MYGOD they never smelled as bad as his do while her sustenance was entirely breast milk. Anyway, his spewing of milk reminded me uncivilized it is around here.

Sophia runs around telling me about her belches and farts because it is of course encouraged by Kurt, so after some form of gas escapes she tells me, “Big be-woo-ch” (big belch) or “witt-oh fah-wt” (little fart). Lukas is frequently seen lying around the house after staying up all night.
passed out
tummy time crashed

And sometimes there is evidence of heavy drinking involved…
sweet dreams
milk face

I have to admit though; the kids aren’t the only unrefined ones. Lately my shirts have been coming up for more than a Flash Friday. Sorry but there are no photos and no scheduled public viewings. It’s only by demand of the boss.

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Daily Infant Report

From June 12th, “Hi there! Sophia had a good day. I put her to try to walk with the walker toy and she can walk slowly with it! She also sat in the bike and *name of boy* was pushing the bike with Sophia riding.”

(It’s not really a bike – it’s a push toy that’s barely shaped like a motorcycle, BARELY)

June 16th, “Hi there! Sophia had a very good day! She is very comfortable and she loves to play with *name of boy*! Today they were having fun with musical instruments.”

She came home with the art project they did last week.
Father's day hand printHappy Father's Day Kurtie

June 17th, “Hi there! Sophia had a good day! She is eating better and when she wants me to hold her she put her arms wide open and shake them looking at me! She is so cute!”

She was finally her smiling and giggly self for the first time since Tuesday June 3rd. Two weeks to the day!

June 18th, “Hi there! Sophia had a great day. She loves to play with the chewing toys. I can see her second tooth cutting off already. A couple weeks ago I could only feel them. She can stay standing up by herself for a couple seconds!”

Actually being able to feel her teeth was three weeks ago, but who’s counting? :P And she’s been able to stand on her own for a while now.

June 19th, “Hi there! Sophia had an ok day. She loves to walk around the classroom with help. We read lots of books today and she smiled a lot to me when I was acting with the story.”

Sophia puked right before Kurt picked her up today. I didn’t think anything of it since he said is was due to her coughing, but I put her to bed at seven and she woke up drenched in her own vomit. I didn’t hear any coughing. I think she might be sick, AGAIN!

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Daily Infant Report

“Hi there! It’s very good to see Sophia again. She had an okay day. She didn’t drink much of the bottle at 12:00. She made a beautiful art project for father’s day.”

It’s nice that she’s doing better and made it through daycare. Although they sent her home looing like Pebbles.
Pebbles Flintstone

I snapped a picture of her with me sneer too…that\'s my sneer baby
No, wait. It’s better than that. THIS is MY sneer…That\'s my sneer girl

She is almost over her cold. It just doesn’t sound like it. She has a terrible cough that keeps her up at night. Keeps me up too. :( I write this while wondering if there really are any benefits to milk baths. Yep, I got another one. My little faithful fountain blew again. She coughs so hard after eating sometimes that she erupts. She’s so miserable. I want my smiling, giggling little baby back.

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Little Milk Fountain

Last night Sophia’s fever spiked to 102. We called a 24hr nurse line. Kurt made the call and I was nursing Sophia at the time. He gave a little info and then hung up. What the? “They’ll call back.” In between that time Sophia finished nursing and promptly threw up everything she just ate all over me. Ever had a milk bath?…In your own milk?

The nurse called back and basically said not to treat the low 100.4 fever (oops) but to go ahead and give Sophia another dose of Tylenol because it had been seven hours since the last dose and she was now at 102. She gave us some tips on how to make Sophia a little more comfortable, like how to clear her nose with saline, and I guess a little humidifier is next on our things to purchase for baby list.

She threw up on me one more time last night. I had to change her and myself one more time and then try to sleep knowing I had baby puke all over my stomach and legs. ACK!

This morning I noticed another tooth on the little nipple gnasher. This one is on top. That’s probably what caused the low grade fever all day yesterday. Oh and that “pink eye” was gone the next day. That doctor was an idiot. Whoever heard of pink eye clearing up in a day? I was right, her sinuses were just backed up. Stupid doctor.

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Baby’s first stomach flu

Last night Sophia woke up at eleven for her regular feeding only she didn’t eat much. I contemplated whether I should have waited longer to see if she would simply fall asleep again without the late night feeing or if she really did need that little bit that she took. At five thirty in the morning I woke up to Kurt’s alarm clock – wow she pretty much slept through the night! I pumped a ton of milk since she didn’t eat during the night and then I checked on her around six. She was still laying in the same direction I left her in last night. At six-thirty when Kurt opened the garage door to take his motorcycle to work Sophia work up. She was quiet but not very smiley. I picked her up. Her hair and shoulders were all wet and so was the whole area her head laid in. Hhhmm, did she throw up or did she just spit up a lot? She wasn’t running a fever and except for the lack of smiles, she didn’t seem sick at all. It must have been spit up. I changed her diaper – not very heavy at all for a morning diaper. That was odd.

I set her in the center of our bed and hooked the not-a-Johnny-Jump-Up to the bathroom door frame. She just sat there quietly watching me. She must not be fully awake yet. I grabbed the clothes I intended to wear for the day and put them at the foot of the bed. Then I was about to pick her up to place her in the not-a-Johnny-Jump-Up when milk came gushing out of her mouth all over the down comforter. OHMYGOD – I didn’t know a baby could contain so much fluid. She heaved milk onto our bed about three times. After the first one I just waited for her to finish. The comforter was soaked so there was no sense in moving her and getting it all over the carpet too. Done? Ok let’s change your clothes…AGAIN. I woke up our not-the-nanny in a semi-frantic oh-my-god-what-do-I-do sort of way. I called the doctor and reached his absolutely useless answering service. Seriously what use is an answering service if they can’t schedule appointments?

I took Sophia downstairs and gave her a sippy cup with the milk I just pumped to replace some of what she spewed on our bed. She did a good job drinking some of it and then up it came again. This time it came with a lot more force. Her tiny little face turned red and she was gagging on now greenish vomit. I’m guessing this third episode totally emptied her tummy. Now she looked sick and the poor baby seemed scared. I called the doctor at eight and got an appointment for nine forty-five. He’s really an awesome doctor. He said not to bother trying to give her solid foods. Just try to keep her hydrated with breast milk and clear fluids like Pedialyte, diluted white grape juice (75% white grape juice with 25% water), and of course water.

Other than some very long naps, she spent the day clinging to me and threw up another three or four times. I lost count.

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